Writing editorials versus satirical articles

Hello there, all four of you. That might be putting it generously, since a majority of you are probably bots. Or maybe I've just viewed my own articles that many times? Surely not.

Man, I am just full of cliches.

None of you may be asking, "where are the editorials? I liked the direction of that Paper Mario one." Well, the answer is simple: I've sold out.

A picture of one of my readers. Ba-dum-tssh.